Zuber, his alarm clock, and the old guard

Trying to find something suitable from IBTY.net to post on here. This one, while old, really seems to be the best for giving the full flavor of what goes on in Zuber's mind and how this old group of men....no...boys....um.....people......um.....carbon-based life forms.....from Mona Shores interact with each other. For the record, I don't know anything about the dress, and I don't think I want to. IBTY.net :: View topic - Poor little clock...